The Evidence

Hello hello hello, what do we have here then? Evan, a rather innocent looking gentleman. Craig Campbell, a rather non-innocent looking gentleman, A bottle and an inflatable animal.

What is happening?

Craig has been making use of the bar facilities so much this evening that he is finding standing up to be a challenge at this point in time, thus he is clutching Evan for fear of falling over. Evan, for his part, is too polite to tell him to lean on something or someone else. I would also guess that Craig is not confident that his charm and wit will be enough to allow him to "Make Friends" with any Australian women and so has planned ahead for his evening.

I will be suggesting to Ed that next time he lets Craig travel alone he should add a walking frame and a puncture repair kit to Craig's list of important things to pack.