Your Dick's too short to F**k with God

Posted: Tuesday, July 22, 2003
By: Darren Schroeder

Cover of Your Dick's too short to F**k with God Creator(s): Ben T. Steckler
Publishers: Self Published
From: USA
Price: $1 (US) + .50 p+h in US, more for international

A short and stumpy mini-comic that looks like one of those religious instructional comics evangelists used to give away. This looks at Adam's early experiences naming all the animals and the advice the snake gives him about what his love tackle is really for apart from pee pee. As is to be expected the snake leads poor Adam astray, resulting in a rather off colour suggestion to the guy upstairs.

This seems like it was a good one-line gag that has been stretched out to form a story. Lots of references to penises do not create a plot, and aren't that funny after the first time. Is this intended then to be serious? Perhaps it is a plea on Ben's part for people to be more accepting of the male form? I'll support that! Nothing worse than people laughing at your......Not that anyone one had ever laughed at my...

Ben's drawing style here is quite cute, all the animals look rather funny, as does Adam. The gag of the format gains a few bonus points, but the book as a whole didn't quite rise to the occasion.

In a Word: Limp.

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