If You Can't Beat 'Em (1976)

A comedy based on the mis-adventures of a social rugby team.

1) A Dirty Night In The Clubrooms: (26/8/1976)
Killer and Matti organise a pre-season training session complete with blue movies
Ces - Alex Trousdell
Richard - John Bach
Matti - Don Selwyn
Killer - John Koolman
Skip - Frank Edward
Old Tom - Bernie Grice
Weasel - Keith Richardson
Terry - Michael Wilson
Nora - Judy Fyfe
Perverse -  Bill Juliff
Written by Kevin Boon
Producer Peter Coates 

2) They Must Go (2/9/1976)
The first game of the season and old boys strike henery — or should it be said that henery strikes them
Ces - Alex Trousdell
Richard - John Bach
Matti - Don Selwyn
Killer - John Koolman
Skip - Frank Edward
Old Tom - Bernie Grice
Weasel - Keith Richardson
Terry - Michael Wilson
Henery - Nev Macewen
Goodson - Terry Browne
Writer Kevin Boon
Producer Peter Coates

3) If I Was The Marrying Kind (9/9/1976)
Richard is conned into playing rugby on the afternoon of his wedding day.
Ces - Alec Trousdell
Richard - John Bach
Christine - Sue Wilson
Matti - Don Selwyn
Killer - John Koolman
Skip - Frank Edwards
Old Tom - Bernie Grice
Weasel - Keith Richardson
Terry - Michael Wilson
Zambuk - Charles Walker
Nora - Judy Fyfe
Written by Kevin Boon
Producer Peter Coates

4) Passing the Flame On (16/9/1976)
Terry makes a hit with the Umbrella Lady so Ces and Tom take on the job of coaching the schoolboy side
Ces - Alex Trovsoell
Matti - Don Selwyn
Killer - John Koolman
Skip - Frank Edwards
Old Tom - Bernie Grice
Weasel - Keith Richardson
Terry - Michael Wilson
Mara - Judy Fyfe
Bill - Bill Smith
Smitty - Les Dorizac
Joe - Roy Pearce
the Umbrella Lady - Liz Martin
Written by Kevin Boon
Producer Peter Coates

5) Union Trouble (23/9/1976)
Killer is sent off the field and starts a strike at the works in the same week.
Ces - Alex Trousdell
Richard - John Bach
Matti - Don Selwyn
Killer - John Koolman
Sklp - Frank Edwards
Old Tom - Bernie Grice
Weasel - Keith Richardson
Terry - Michael Wilson
Nara - Judy Fyfe
Myra - Anne Roberts
Written by Kevin Boon
Producer Peter Coates

6) Tickets for Sale (30/9/1976)
The team miss out Gil Test tickets and Matti has promised them to 50 of his mates from Taumarunui.
Ces - Alex Trousdell
Richard John Bach
Matti Don Selwyn
Killer - John Koolman
Skip Frank Edward
Old Tom Bernie Grice
Weasel - Keith Richardson
Terry - Michael Wilson
Perverse - Bill Juliee
Christine - Sue Wilson
Marilyn - Ruth Griffin
Written by Kevin Boon
Producer Peter Coates